Super Chuck Norris Bros: Sux 2BU Mario

Looks like someone took our idea for a Chuck Norris fighting video game (seen below), and strained out all the plot and dialogue into one moment of unadulterated M-Bison-Mario-asskicking worthiness. If you’ve ever wondered what exactly the repercussion of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick sprite would be in Mario’s homeland, then you are very very bold. Chuck Norris could save the princess in one Bowser – too bad Chuck Norris killed Mario instead. True story.

Also, supposedly the maker (Jordan Lange from Short Factor) of the top video has a demo for Chuck Norris in World 1-1. Chuck Norris virus? Chuck Norris porn? How could you possibly go wrong?